Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

The World’s Most Expensive PowerPoint Factory

It has been several years since the LeBron James Innovation Center declared itself the “epicenter of Nike’s innovation engine,” yet remarkably little innovation has managed to crawl out alive. The building may carry the name of a generational talent, but its output often feels like the corporate equivalent of a benchwarmer taking credit for the championship.

Inside sits a particularly self-righteous class of professional spectators who appear convinced that their titles, salaries, and proximity to an expensive building make them indispensable. Many function as little more than human forwarding addresses: incapable of producing the work themselves, but highly skilled at shipping it to Asia, scheduling check-ins about it, and eventually presenting the finished result as evidence of their own “leadership.”

The Asia and factory teams perform the experimentation, engineering, troubleshooting, and execution. Meanwhile, these overpaid PowerPoint undertakers bury the names of the people who did the work, exhume the finished product, and parade it through Beaverton wearing someone else’s achievement like a stolen suit.

Perhaps that is the Innovation Center’s only genuine breakthrough: developing a world-class system for transferring labor downward, credit upward, and accountability absolutely nowhere. If the building disappeared tomorrow, the factories would probably continue innovating without interruption. The only immediate crisis would be a sudden shortage of meetings, inflated job titles, and people available to applaud themselves.

Strip away the architectural spectacle, corporate jargon, and masturbatory storytelling, and what remains looks less like innovation than corporate theft dressed in designer sportswear. Stealing other people’s work, laundering it through PowerPoint, and attaching an executive’s name to it may be the only process this building has actually perfected.


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Nike innovation in 2016: "Let's sandwich a curved carbon fiber plate between layers of super responsive foam in a racing shoe that will knock minutes off of an athlete's running performances. If we do it right, this will revolutionize the sport and send shockwaves through the industry!".

Nike innovation in 2026: "Uhhh. People likes the Vomero 'cause it's real squishy and comfy. Maybe we puts another 10 millimeters of Zoom X on the bottom and call it Vomero Plus, yes?".

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Post ID: @1nb+1m1d6tz78

@dc it’s actually a stipulation of all the business class flights that you use Keynote.

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Post ID: @ef+1m1d6tz78

And at slide 27, it says: To immediately invigorate investor confidence and improve near-term forecasts, all we need to do is turn the swoosh upside down to reflect the stock price. It'll be fine.

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Post ID: @dm+1m1d6tz78

@bh, did I wound your elitist little ego by not saying “Keynote”? Oh, you poor, pretentious fu--ing a--hole. 😂

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Post ID: @dc+1m1d6tz78

Innovation has historically been disconnected from the business. However when located in MH is was manageable.. Now it’s in a fancy new building LBJ with weak leaders and not brining any value. New leadership and smaller teams will bring products that sell with fresh ideas.

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