Thread regarding State Farm Insurance layoffs

Layoff Fiction

Love the fiction in these posts ... been a reader since covid. Keep the laughs going.

I don't think I've read anything on here of any kind of accuracy.

  • ET employee, 28 years

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Post ID: @OP+1m1329er1

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@45a 10 years too late?

I started in IT 24 years ago and was surprised nobody on my team put in more than 4 hours a day.

By the time my last 2 years with HCL came around, I was doing an hour a day of "real" work. The rest was watching g-nsmoke or doing yardwork.

SF was kind enough to supply me with headphones that reached 40 ft from my laptop, so I could just listen for a ping for an email, or be in a "meeting" I created for myself or coworkers to show "activity".

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Post ID: @45b+1m1329er1

Our IT function is going to shed the 9-3 Bloomington nepo babies that know more about lawn care and failed diets than IT. Gravy train is over and 10 years too late.

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Post ID: @45a+1m1329er1

@cy you’ve lived a very mediocre life, haven’t you 😞

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Post ID: @2cz+1m1329er1

@b9 imagine bragging about admitting that you willingly put energy into reading something for 6 yrs with your sole intention being to troll your “peers”. How embarrassing.

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Post ID: @2cy+1m1329er1

Silence, and fix my tickets!!!! You ET folks take wayyyyy toooo long to fix stuff where it actually works.

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Post ID: @10e+1m1329er1

@hy yes because you're the stereotypical ageism candidate that needs to be let go.

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Post ID: @jn+1m1329er1

@h0 system milk tastes sweetest served over a warm pension

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Post ID: @hy+1m1329er1

28 year ET employee who just milks the pension and can't even write a line of code before chatgpt.
I had a horrific colleague, 17 years of java experience and couldn't even do a simple clone of a repo as a software engineer without handholding from a mid level engineer. The jokes write themselves on how these terrible "experienced" people retain their jobs to milk the system.

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Post ID: @h0+1m1329er1

@cy It really is sad when a person talks like that about associates. Cold day in h e l l I will ever consider myself better than anyone else in the world. People who do that are ill.

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Post ID: @d6+1m1329er1

Is this the official SF Exec bot?

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Post ID: @c4+1m1329er1

@OP you have been reading this forum since COVID that you believe has no credibility? Are you a crack addict or just plain stupid?

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Post ID: @b9+1m1329er1

🥱

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