Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Larry’s Valentines Day Poem

Oracle’s logo is red
It’s beat up employees are blue
Layoffs are imminent
And likely will affect you

LE enjoys Lanai
SC rolls in the (spread) sheets
JM guts his organization
Employees with full of (pink slip) treats

It’s not your father’s Oracle
A shell of its former shelf
May you get your package this year
And escape from this deathly he-l

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Post ID: @OP+1l8P1qhm

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ChatGPT will take all your jobs.

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Post ID: @phv+1l8P1qhm

A creative writer can whip something like this up in a flash of inspiration. Or just have ChatGPT do it for you.

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Post ID: @ucl+1l8P1qhm

Don't quit your day job!

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Post ID: @yhz+1l8P1qhm

Awww, LJE/SC/JM is hurt.

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Post ID: @ftq+1l8P1qhm

amazing, you even have time to write this sh1t. should spend more time with family and friends

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