This title made me laugh. I use Wells Fargo to describe all systemic failures big and small.
Traffic backed up for years due to expensive highway construction projects which never show signs of progress: “Wells Fargo must be in charge of this project.”
Total chaos and 12 hour waits with zero communication in the hospital emergency room, people passing out and seniors with heart pain. Meanwhile, people with a bruised toe who arrive in an ambulance get taken straight back: “Who’s running this $hit$how…Wells Fargo?”
Trying to get a drink at a packed bar with just one bartender on duty: “When did Wells Fargo buy this place?”
USPS says your package will arrive by Christmas if you pay double or triple the normal rate. They do not deliver by Christmas and then the tracking # just keeps saying “delivery late in transit” for days, meaning they have no idea where your package is.: “Is the Post Office using Wells Fargo technology now??”
You get it. Silly, but it gives me joy.