Here's what I've gleaned so far and I'm certainly hoping the new year will shed some.real light on things. Please feel free to add anything I may have forgotten or missed.
So Dan comes in and touts himself many things, including an authority on AI, even so much as smackin coffee lips about it at the white house.
He's uber excited for this "new Verizon" that will be scappy and non-bureaucratic, with inital claims that no other carrier will be able to easily replicate what we're going to do.
To accomplish this mastery of his mind, we obviously must have massive cuts to fund the multi-billion dollar mystery venture.
And how amazing it will be that we will be willing to miss paychecks and/or bonuses with a smile on our faces because when it's all done, it'll be the single greatest moment of our careers that we'll remember for all of timeAnd so far, this has consisted of a mega layoff, a declaration laden in hypocrisy that our culture must shift to starting meetings on time so we are no longer sloppy, and a story about a cancer patient who was allowed to break contract, implying that delighting our customers mean we will now be more giving to all who want/need special cost-related provisions.
I fail to see the connection. In fact, as I typed it out, I felt an overwhelming sense of nausea come over one me. Something doesn't feel right.