12 months of mediocre communication
11 open Safra spreadsheets
10 posts on TheLayoff
9 customers jumping to SAP
8 middle managers not held accountable
7 campuses closing
6 stock buybacks
5 goooooooolden handcuffs
4 denials that cloud is the future
3 CX products discontinued
2 weeks of severance
and a delusional LJE in Laaaaanaiiiiii
Get those doctor's appointments, therapy sessions, and benefits elections in! You may not have a job next year, but at least you have the gift of continued Oracle mismanagement to keep you warm through the holidays.
Cheers to new career opportunities!