Thread regarding Humana Inc. layoffs

What will you experience in Humana?

Humana is an awesome company if you prefer,

  1. Being ignored after giving appropriate suggestions.
  2. Being singled out for not brown-nosing.
  3. Getting unfair treatment for not licking the as--s of managers.
  4. To backstab people personally and professionally.
  5. Dishonesty and practice it.
  6. Working remotely and being of a preferred gender, color, or race.
  7. Accumulating certifications just for the sake of it.
  8. To spend millions of dollars to change a perfectly working, error-free application.
  9. To talk about modernization once a week and go to meetups once a month or so; however, make certain that you never implement any of those.
  10. To create redundancy by not sharing knowledge, stay in your current role forever.
  11. To witness contractors being hired as associates simply for being doormats.
  12. To use jargon with non-technical/management people and become an innovator on your team.

Great post, @1wfh+1kGMED4m

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Post ID: @OP+1kIzoVMi

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Some tips to be successful at Humana

  • Build a network or join the alick* club
  • Create a big problem out of small issue and then offer a complex solution.
  • Talk in technical jargon and then simplify by self made analogy
  • use the word empathy, trust, team building, relationships and all sorts of nons*** which has nothing to do with the situation or work.

To summarize do everything which has nothing to do with work but everything to do with your PR build up.

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Post ID: @2bga+1kIzoVMi

Definitely accurate. Don't forget about the quarterly firings!

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Post ID: @1heq+1kIzoVMi

Thanks you sir/madam!

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