I'm having some difficulty coming up with a costume idea for the office part on Friday. Does anyone have some creative ideas for a costume this year?
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show up with a box of wine, a face full of makeup and you could be JVB
Tell your boss you're coming in to work dressed up as a ghost... so they know why nobody will see you.
Drink a bag of Summers Eve and be a doosh.
Dress up like a green trans female disabled vet identifying as a deaf T employee with blind Wiccan vision.
I'm going to go as a laid-off coworker. I'll be staying home and accomplishing no work.
@cx Hey d1-kface. Stop being an a$$hole. You can just show up as yourself and that is f-cking scary already. Peace.
Wear a belt with a bunch of wrist watches on it. Can you guess what it is??? A “waist” of time! 😂
a T-mobile sim card
dress normal, looks like your already a d o u c h e
Not sure just yet....Either Simple Jeff or Rock Star Jeremy
Noone said Jeff's Vest.. I mean it's a thing..
Dress up as Jeremy and put a d-mb shocked look on your face like the one he had the moment John told him that he would not be rebuilding IT but destroying it like Donkey Kong.
Same d-mb shocked look he had when Kamala lost. Same d-mb shocked look he had when his id--t plan didn’t work to get rid of employees and the office space was overcrowded. Winner winner Chicken Legg dinner.
I started making my costume. Using painted cardboard boxes to form shape of train. On the side is big name Ticket 2 $hit. I will blow train whistle and go in circles throwing money over the board. After driving train in big circle on repeat, I will drive train right up Wards big a$$
Put a huge paper bag over yourself, stand motionless and keep saying, I am John Stankey and I can’t seem to be able to punch my way out this thing. Extra credit points if you also blame your workers for your predicament.
Everyday is a CIRCUS so any CIRCUS outfit will do!
Dress up as a zombie with a link chain around your neck and shoulders. This will represent dead weight.
Wear presence report with tag Line ” I am always wrong but still most trusted because I have a hidden camera which takes video.”
Na--d man
I’m gonna shave my head bald and wear adidas soccer sneakers and say things like:
“don’t be a yugo, be a Porsche”
“I don’t want your stinkin loyalty”
“we need less people who know what a rotary phone is”
“who’s gonna feed you applesauce”
Dress up as a jar of applesauce.
@OP Are you serious, dude? There was a recent laid off and friends/families were impacted and you are now asking about a Halloween office party? How would you feel if it were you and your family were impacted due to this recent laid off? Be respectful of our colleagues for god sake.
Lumberg with TPS reports.
I’m coming dressed as the RTO police