All managers received an email today from the laughably-named “Ethics” department, reminding us that actual productivity is secondary to butt-in-seat time, because Momo has promised the Chicago politicos that he’ll fill up his beautiful building with tax-paying, lunch-buying commuters.
Here’s the PSA: they have NO WAY OF IDENTIFYING COFFEE BADGING unless somebody files a report on you, and if you’re a valued employee, the odds of your manager doing this are close to zero.