Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Writing the word "text" in Teams is forbidden!!!

(Verse 1)
I send a smiley face, you hit me with a gif
We’re talking office memos like we’re cracking up a myth
Typing in the shadows, emojis on the sly
But Big Brother’s watching through that corporate Wi-Fi

(Pre-Chorus)
I saw the bubble pop, you started to reply
Then vanished like a dream beneath that suited sky

(Chorus)
We're texting in the cubicle, like rebels in disguise
Autocorrect betrayal, management with eagle eyes
"FYI" becomes a novel, "LOL" feels suspect
It’s hard to keep it casual when they’re reading every text

(Verse 2)
Coffee break confessions, memes in the chain
We navigate with caution through this corporate domain
My thumbs are full of secrets, my inbox wears a mask
But oversight is lurking, just waiting for the task

(Bridge)
So here's a little sticker to say what I won't say
Wrapped in gifs and metaphors in case they’re in the fray
A wink is now a warning, a shrug can mean distress
Texting’s now a battlefield in button-down finesse

(Final Chorus)
We're texting under radar, like pirates on the net
With HR reading punchlines we haven’t sent just yet
Send me your reaction, before it gets dissected
We’re living in a bubble where every word’s inspected

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So is this a lyrical parody of a song?

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Post ID: @j7+1jzv3qd79

If only they could see my text messages!

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Post ID: @af+1jzv3qd79

@a2 oh Wells All Indian company

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Post ID: @a5+1jzv3qd79

Oh well AI company

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Post ID: @a2+1jzv3qd79

@OP LMAO

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