Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

How to volunteer to be laid off?

Any suggestions on how one can volunteer or be more likely to receive a package?

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Tell your boss that you're spouse's cancer treatment is so expensive that you're not sure you're going to be able to keep your house or send little Sally to college. Hudson Yards salivates at the thought of inflicting the maximum amount of pain and suffering. You'll be downsized before you know it.

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Strive between meets and inconsistently meets and give off socially awkward vibes. You will be Tribute before you know it.

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Sure, just go tell your boss. Easy peazy.
Your package will be smaller than the one your sport'in now.

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Stop trying to be cool. Wait your turn like everyone else!

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