Hi there fam - retired in Pittsburgh and still pi$$ing with my pants around my ankles and stuff. How’s everyone else doing? SWN was a great company, especially when I was there but now I’m a grandpa and enjoying life! Come to Pittsburgh.
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Well, in my spare time I’ve been working in the garage and I’ve invented a device for portly men, like myself, to keep your pants from falling to the ground when taking a pi$$. Sort of like a “jump to conclusions” mat, but for pi$$ing. Have a great day, gang! And stuff.
Leaky Nicky saw through the sh-t you sold him, and the board decided you should spend more time with your family. The same way you turned your back on those who trusted you.
Waiting for your book "Grifting your way to riches, without becoming a TV evangelist, but having the same looks".