Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Chevron Update

Hi Team!

As part of our ongoing effort to optimize our global footprint, embrace digital transformation, and unlock synergies (we just throw in buzzwords now), we are:

Launching a new cutting-edge tech center in India 🎉

Conducting a slight workforce realignment — only 20–30% impacted! (Definitely not 80%. Who said that? Not Brenda.)

Rolling out another reorg! This time, we’re 97% sure we nailed it.

Please remember: change is hard, but it’s also exciting. Like being pushed out of a moving car and discovering your inner acrobat.

As always, our people are our most valuable asset... until Q2.

Warmest regards,
Leadership Team

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dun get me started on those that joined cvx with fake education credentials from degree mills

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Post ID: @ca+1jwcn1y7d

tagging this - #satire at /chevron forum.

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Post ID: @bn+1jwcn1y7d

They are moving jobs from the US to India. While laying off US engineers, they are hiring to staff the new center in India.

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With that message, the OP is qualified to be an ELT member. Love the enthusiasm and leadership skills

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Post ID: @ae+1jwcn1y7d

OP: I wanna be friends with you! This was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

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Dead 😂

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