Hi Team!
As part of our ongoing effort to optimize our global footprint, embrace digital transformation, and unlock synergies (we just throw in buzzwords now), we are:
Launching a new cutting-edge tech center in India 🎉
Conducting a slight workforce realignment — only 20–30% impacted! (Definitely not 80%. Who said that? Not Brenda.)
Rolling out another reorg! This time, we’re 97% sure we nailed it.
Please remember: change is hard, but it’s also exciting. Like being pushed out of a moving car and discovering your inner acrobat.
As always, our people are our most valuable asset... until Q2.
Warmest regards,
Leadership Team