Miss Nike Swoosh, Swoosh, Swoosh
All dressed in swoosh, swoosh, swoosh
Had quarterly blues, blues, blues
And lost their juice, juice, juice
They tried to sell, sell, sell
With new tech hype, hype, hype
But kids just shrugged, shrugged, shrugged
Not feelin’ hype, hype, hype
Old CEO, EO, EO
Was shown the door, door, door
He took the fall, fall, fall
For sliding score, score, score
And Heidi O’, O’, O’
Was next to go, go, go
She led the brand, brand, brand
But now—hello? No show!
So now they spin, spin, spin
Some culture talk, talk, talk
But profits drop, drop, drop
Like busted shocks, shocks, shocks
Miss Nike Swoosh, Swoosh, Swoosh
Still runs the race, race, race
But stumbles now, now, now
To keep the pace, pace, pace