The Lincoln office was supposed to get breakfast from The pancake man. The afternoon before an email was sent to associates that “due to unexpected staffing” it was cancelled. Instead Fiserv would supply a small bottle of juice and a banana to each employee. We couldn’t even get donuts or bagels?? Just a banana? Great employee benefits!
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We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
Does Lincoln still do a tailgate party in the fall? One of the surprisingly fun things that happened on that campus.
Maybe they are planning a waffle party instead, like on the Apple TV show Severance!
I will trade my banana for an egg, which I can resell.
If you know your slapstick, banana peels can serve a useful purpose when dropped just outside the appropriate door
So very sad made me hysterically laugh. These people are just awful.
Can't afford pancakes after buying the KC property
That is really sad no matter what the reason was