Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

I wore a 5 yeee shirt to the Death Star in NJ today

got a bunch of pats on back and thumbs up. Really want them to fire me soon so I can collect during the 6 months to 65. If I have to stay to 65, that's okay but I'd like the summer off

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I think that you mean You-wells man. 5 Yeee will shrink your company and your you-wells. I mean there hasn't been a pair of brass ones around BR since it was The Pagoda and Ivan bought it just so he could take a potty break on the seat of the man on the private BR can when he was splicing in the sewer pipes of New York. Too bad Ivan never got to take a dump in the head honcho's benjo. That's Japanese for potty.

So 5yeee! Bad for the company, bad for the you-wells.

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What a great idea! The union wears red on Thursday, so managers should wear TMobile pink. Larry was right! Think pink cause 5Yeeee will shrink your company and your jewels.

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