In these tough times, as we bid farewell to valued colleagues, we’re also mourning the loss of a true office hero: the ice cream yogurt machine. Sure, the layoffs are serious business, but the disappearance of our frozen treat dispenser has us all feeling a little melty. Remember the glory days of choosing between vanilla, chocolate, or that questionable “mystery flavor”? Or the deep bonds forged over sprinkle negotiations? It was a small perk, but it made our workdays a whole lot sweeter. As we push through these changes, let’s hold on to the memories—like that one time the machine didn’t jam—and hope for a future where both our team and our toppings bar make a triumphant comeback.
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Woah you guys had a froyo machine, so insanely jealous, but my condolences that it is no more. Fu-k the man.
Glad I got out when I did. That would have been the final straw.
We still have it. Just been sent to Engine to be more efficient.
First the FROYO Machine, next the Starbucks machine.
The only two thing that mad Midland tolerable
Probably the only honest post in the entire Chevron section of this site.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
Midland?
Do you work at McDonald's?