They must be exponentially more experienced, knowledgeable and skilled than us right?
Charlie can be a teller for a week ($22/hr, joy). Derek can trade a risk position on the Fixed Income Desk while answering phones at the same time. Bei can answer questions on the HR Phone Tree (no pressure, Bei - we’re used to getting a different answer every time we call.) Scott can work a back office operations job while sharing duties with a team in India. Michael can work in Accounting and enjoy the new ridiculously inefficient bill management software program. Barry can service the top tier FA’s he attracted to the bank after they discover the bank isn’t set up to handle top-tier clients. Saul can work on any of the Technology Helpless Desks.
Oh and they must work in the office without an assigned workstation and move all their belongings to a locker at the end of the day. Phones will be recorded and they will of course be monitored for computer usage, email, and network traffic to ensure productivity security and compliance.
Unfortunately they will be at risk for layoffs but should give 100% every day.