Still do not believe the stark difference in my morning routine going from WFH to RTO.
Wake up earlier, make coffee and load up the thermos and run out the door. I have to drive halfway here before I allow myself to drink coffee. Otherwise if there is a big traffic jam I may have to go p-e or sh-t my pants. Today is a good day though. As I get within 10 miles of the office I begin drinking more and more to mentally prepare for this unvenerable dung heap of an office experience and the low IQ managers I have to deal with. Once i’m here I drop my things off on a desk and race for the bathroom. and head to this website to share my feelings with you. Collaboration at its finest. Right here, right now.
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The real question - can you check in code while on the can?
Please resign---the Unemployment office has plenty of rest rooms available
I don’t like being held accountable for working full-time hours.
Same here. Driving across town for 49 min to collaborate BAU using Teams.
And the pathetic minions are back down voting our comments. Are they the “doers” that JL was referring to ? Very possibly ..
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
THE GRIND
Something stinks!
This post perfectly highlights our coma y culture at the moment. Shiat
Mr. Potty Pants.
Waaa,Waaa,Waaa, there is a kid in India ready to take your job.
IQ of the office dropped by 2 when you showed up.
RTO is the worst
Keep up the good work. Sounds like that the potty break is the highlight of your day. Hope you washed your hands before you hit the keyboard.