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Jeffy, I need you to take the lead on this. Get HR on the line and tell them to come up with some fresh ideas like back in the office 5X8. Just enough to make these minions so miserable they want to quit. We have too many mouths to feed. You heard me, make it disruptive – It better be BIG, make us money and move the needle on that stock and fast . After that, get Roger on the phone and tell him to gas up jet were heading to Pebble Beach.

I am glad some people still have a sense of humor in this insanity! You are all too funny as I almost pp my pa-ties...LMAO

"Younger talent! That is what this company needs."

"Ah, the youthful and exuberant talent! Clearly, that's the magic elixir that this company so desperately craves. How quaint."

“Behold, the pinnacle of absurdity unfolds before my superior intellect. This wretched creation is utterly devoid of my refined essence and fails spectacularly to satisfy my lofty expectations of pretentious grandeur.”

I tried it, good job. You’re hired. Now move to Dallas

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