Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Autonomous Database

The Remarkable Autonomous Database:
Self driving, Self securing, Self updating

So much so that we don’t need humans to install, run or maintain, let alone configure! Grid forbid!

Perhaps that is why two database support teams were ‘Self Riff’d’ this week. We don’t need human years of experience to sell this stuff, or design these environments. AI will solve everything and automation will reduce all human redundancies!

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Even configures it’s own integrations. Fire ur DBAs!

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Post ID: @1ouc+1joUZEvo

Letting LE call it the self-driving database when everyone knows that is not even close to being true shows how feckless the LT around him is. Nobody has the guts to stand up and call BS. We are laughed at in the industry every time he makes false claims.

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Post ID: @kvs+1joUZEvo

Did they ask if anyone wanted it? Small shops, but the big companies pay the bills.

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Post ID: @flm+1joUZEvo

"Self driving, Self securing, Self updating"

You forgot "Self buggering".

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Post ID: @oxu+1joUZEvo

Does the “VK” org roll up to Andrew M?
If not then that’s not ADB.

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Post ID: @oek+1joUZEvo

Check VK org.

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Post ID: @gyb+1joUZEvo

I’m in Oracle and very close to ADB; I know of no layoffs whatsoever, so the original poster will need to provide some proof of that.

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