You all look terrible!
Hilarious Seeing all of these people here for the first time. The office is packed to the max. Coffee lines for miles and people looking for a place to sit.
5 days RTO is here for even more employees today. If you’re coming on the next wave, good luck finding a place to sit!
“ we need to go down 30-50K people in next few years”
Nope. What we NEED is to eliminate the C suite, complicit BoD, 2-3 layers of “VP’s” & all their exorbitant salaries & bonuses.
"If you are 5 day and have been since Jan congrats, you are in the groups targeting reductions the fastest. Everyone else keeps getting passes to delay 5x."
Breaking news -- we need to go down 30-50K people in next few years. Nobody's safe. 3x a week. 5x a week. Director, AVP, VP. All of us. We're all doomed at some point. Even the fancy guy or gal that loves creating 80 powerpoint decks each month. Doomed. If I'm bursting your bubble, what movie are you watching here? Writing is on the wall.
Thank you for the warm welcome! Happy to be here. 🥰
BEAUITUL DAY TO RTO !
Return to Obama. Dump the Orange Chump.
“If you are 5 day and have been since Jan congrats, you are in the groups targeting reductions the fastest. Everyone else keeps getting passes to delay 5x.”
So Stankey says everyone has to be back in the office 5 days a week, and you think the people who have been following that order are the ones targeted for layoffs?
Hahhahaha! Ok stupid! Lots of luck!
Return To Oneness is here! So excited!
“If you are 5 day and have been since Jan congrats, you are in the groups targeting reductions the fastest. Everyone else keeps getting passes to delay 5x.”
This guy right here has it down pat. Bro knows exactly what’s up.
Not sure which groups you are referring to. Everyone is either 3 or 5 day plans. If you are 5 day and have been since Jan congrats, you are in the groups targeting reductions the fastest. Everyone else keeps getting passes to delay 5x.
Being online at work for a full day again is going to be a hard adjustment for many. It gets better.
This place is the definition of he-l. I hope Stank the Tank and the clown posse have the day they deserve.
Stankey in so delighted when he reads these type if posts. RTO is working as designed.
Let the collaboration begin!
Welcome to He-l!
It is good to see everyone. I was looking so forward to today. Oh Happy Day and Week.