Nobody needs to RTO next week as a sign of employee appreciation.
Thank you for all the miles you drive to take teams calls from the office the other 51 weeks of the year. We couldn’t do it without your commitment to prop up our CRE portfolio, enable our corporate tax breaks, and line the pockets of John’s oil oligarch friends.
You are seen and you are heard.
Nobody fcking wants your backpack, your camera, tripod, your lunchbag and flatscreen tv. We dont need all of these. We need to go back to hybrid like I was hired 8yrs ago, with assigned cubicle.
Employee appreciation week. Here is your 5 cent bag of popcorn. Feel blessed.
You will get exactly 11 popped popcorn kernels and nothing more.
I think that's being generous. Probably more like some swag from some conference of things potential customers didn't even want. They also seem to be having raffles which only reinforces that most of employees will come out as losers to them.
Top prize, set of Jammies.
Come on y’all, don’t you want to git you a pair ‘o those snazzy socks?
RTO for no week would have been sweet!
You will get exactly 11 popped popcorn kernels and nothing more.
We feel really appreciated (not)!
What a joke EA week is.
We really should all just not go next week. What are they gonna do? We wanna feel appreciated! Show them this is how.