Let's take a quick look at the impressive credentials of these elite leaders:
HRBP Sales: specializes in payroll and benefits because who needs actual HR business expertise? Loves to protect the old CRO and current head of Americas.
CFO (former CRO): Tsunami - hasn't sold a penny in her life. Couldn't tell hardware from software if her life depended on it but again who needs experience for 3Mil a year?
CPO: never build a product so the logical solution? Get rid of the role entirely and create a new one. Problem solved.
CMO: covers everything except marketing. Focuses on Remote work (90% of team AWA), CSR, and endless enablement posts for roles no one understands.
Head of Americas Sales: too much to unpack here. 100+ posts here say it all. Let's call it a high cost, low value situation/HC.
Chief People Officer: specializes in layoffs,reorgs, and comp cuts. Oh apparently has a side gig as a singer and song writer.
That wraps up round one. Stay tuned for more corporate excellence.