RTO su-ks.
In Prison, Uniforms Provided: No need to stress about what to wear each day.
In Prison, Free Gym Access: No expensive gym memberships needed.
In Prison, Three Meals a Day: No more packing lunch or deciding what to eat.
In Prison, Guaranteed Accommodation: No worrying about sitting on floors.
In Prison, Scheduled Routine: No back-to-back meetings ruining your calendar.
In Prison, Outdoor Time: Dedicated time outside every day, rain or shine.
In Prison, No Commuting: No rush hour traffic or crowded trains.
Library Access: Plenty of time to catch up on reading.
Less Tech Troubles: No endless IT issues or software updates.
Early Bedtimes: A structured schedule means more sleep.
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This is Prison Stank! Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like ‘yo, that's shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Where are they working? In the office? Wrong. They are working from home. Surprised? Well, shame on you!
The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors.
At least RTO you can quit unless you are useless and can’t find another job.
You’d go from the “king” of RTO to the “queen” of the cell block.
I think the OP is speaking from experience. Sounds like he misses the group showers.
You would be passed around as the prison bi--h
Conguagal visits.
thanks OP: an oldie but a good one.
In prison, free soap.
In Prison, don't have to pay for parking
Ignorance.