From 1984:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
"This quotation, presenting three sets of axiomatic statements which are fundamentally contradictory, exemplifies the ways in which the totalitarian society in Orwell’s novel alters the meanings of words in order to manipulate people’s understanding of the world around them."
What are some Fiserv equivalents?
MOUSE JIGGLER IS PRODUCTIVITY
LAYOFFS IS GRATITUDE
OPEN FLOOR PLAN IS FOCUS-FRIENDLY
FEEDBACK IS SILENCE