Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

The LJE CloudWorld Keynote Drinking Game

  • One shot every time he mentions beating SAP
  • One shot every time he tries to justify the Cerner acquisition
  • Two shots every time he shares how much OCI is doing to change the market
  • One shot every time he mentions CX as a major market leader
  • Two shots every time he mentions autonomous database
  • Finish the bottle when he says that OCI is coming for Azure and AWS, and it will be soon.

May the force be with you.

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Post ID: @OP+1jg38AgG

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The way Larry talks you’d think that Oracle owns 99% of the cloud market. The guy is delusional and nothing more than a big bag of wind.

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Post ID: @4bbr+1jg38AgG

Just coming around now!

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Post ID: @2pdf+1jg38AgG

Even Legolas would end up under the table!

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Post ID: @kqr+1jg38AgG

Unless that shot is light beer, You'll end up dead.

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Post ID: @fzy+1jg38AgG

A recipe for alcohol poisoning 😄

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