Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

The Di-kens You Say!

Coming to a workplace near you! Just in time for Christmas, a touching tale that will change your life, and the lives of your family. A tale where the pursuit of money is the root of all cuts, as Oracle walks you through your bad dreams. The dramatic moments come in a graveyard!

Starring:
Ebenezer Scrooge as L. E.
Jacob Marley as M. Hurd
Bob Cratchit as Oracle accounting
Ghost of Christmas Past as Axe Man
Ghost of Christmas Present as Oracle Marketing
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come as all of us.

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This is good. I’m glad the censors left this one.

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Post ID: @2wyq+1jcPDEPN

Thank you for thinking of me !!

Ax-Man

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Post ID: @2nio+1jcPDEPN

Heh heh, you are good. I can actually picture it.

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Post ID: @1fju+1jcPDEPN

This brought me a laugh because it is 100% true.

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Post ID: @xid+1jcPDEPN

Well, in the meantime, I have to deal with ADHD Man-Child who is loved by everyone. The dude is a do_che

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