Oracle employees, I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving break and didn't spend too much money on Black Friday, because the Ghost of Christmas Future is coming. That's right—it's LAYOFF time! Because LJE and SC can hardly run a business these days, you get the gift of a pink slip and a cheap severance package for the holidays. As for which segment of the business gets the gift of unemployment, it's anyone's guess. Based on the threads in this page, you're probably in danger unless you work in Cerner—and even with the boondoggles they've experienced at the VA—no one there is probably safe either.
Here's to a better holiday sprint. May OCI and autonomous database be better than they actually are, even if we aren't holding our breaths...