Coming at #97. Wells Fargo
https://www.forbes.com/lists/americas-best-banks/?sh=33f435aac0de
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Complete BS
WF shows only 1B in assets?
And Chase has only 3B in assets?
Whereas Fifth Third Bank from OH has 200B
LOL.
So according to that list, we have 1B in assets? JPM apparently has 3B? Interesting
Nice! Made the list!
What do you call the person who graduated last in their class from Medical School? Doctor.
@mxe horses don't usually get bailed out by the government, nor do they get too big to fail.
Honestly surprised WF this high
I’m pretty sure if you come in 97th in a horse race that it’s still a one way ticket to the glue factory. 🤷🏻
Did the LinkedIn ranking results not carry over to this one? Shocking.
I was going to make a joke asking if we are # 97 out of a total of 100.
Turns out it IS out of 100! What the he-l, Charlie? How in the world did our Board rationalize giving an obvious failure a 20% increase this year???
I wish a government regulator would dig deeper. They only know about the tip of the iceberg.
US empire plan for (propaganda) greatness, exceptionalism, and freedom!
Go to school. Rack up a mountain of debt.
Find a job. Maybe. Possibly. It might not even be in your field of study.
Rent. Who TF can afford to own today, anyway? What are we, the 0.1%?
Plan for the future. Save, invest, any little thing you can to try to escape the monotonous grind of work life. Some day. Some day. Pay off debts, or try anyway.
Finally, youve gotten enough to become hopeful for the future. Your retirement is doing well, you got a promotion at work, whatever it be. You wont be rich, but with social security and other social safety nets combined with your meager retirement, youll be able to afford being alive at least.
Get a debilitating illness, disease, or injury. Seek treatment. Congratulations, your decades of delicate planning, and investing your sweat and blood into a peaceful retirement is now all for naught. The doctors bill, not covered by your pitiful work provided insurance, is 6-7 figures deep. More than you make in multiple decades.
Be destitute. Youre now scarred from illness/injury. Ontop of that, youre too old to properly save for any sort of retirement. Youll work untill you die. But you'll likely never be more than a US empire corporate dump greeter again. You make an income, but its so small that you loose your home. If you bought one, its foreclosed. If you were renting, youre evicted.