Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Ax-Man — please enlighten us O Great Master!!

Ax Man, so much poor and rumorous information here, so little accuracy.

Please enlighten us peons with your Great Insight and Wisdom around layoffs and who and what will be targeted.

Please share your Knowledge and Insider’s Perspective with us lowly worker bees.

Please share the contents of Safra’s spreadsheet S to how many of us will be let go. Tell us O Great One how much severance pay we will do graciously receive from the generous Oracle executive team.

Please shed light on this confusing situation O Master.

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Post ID: @OP+1hUnC3id

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They have mouths but cannot speak, and eyes but cannot see. They have ears but cannot hear, and noses but cannot smell. They have hands but cannot feel, and feet but cannot walk, and throats but cannot make a sound. And those who make idols are just like them, as are all who trust in them.

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Post ID: @2pfy+1hUnC3id

This is the most PATHETIC thing I have ever seen in my life. Honestly.

Is this groveling, fearful type of response by the OP REALLY what Oracle has reduced its employees to? Begging, sniveling, kissing bosses big toes, sucking up? Afraid to look outside of Oracle to get a REAL, high-paying job that has useful skills?

Do Oracle managers really beat their people's egos and senese of self-worth into such a tiny pile of mush as shown by the OP? If this is the case, I would admonish every Oracle employee to leave the company as fast as they can and find a job that is a better fit and is better for your pocketbook, and especially your mental health.

I have never seen anything like this before, EVER. If this is what oracle does to people, it is a far more evil company than I thought. WOW.

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Post ID: @1kcm+1hUnC3id

3 weeks plus 1 week for every year

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Post ID: @nxq+1hUnC3id

Our Ax Man, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Spreadsheet come,
Thy will be done.
On earth, as it is in Aria.
Give us our pay, that daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Ellison.
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen. And mahalo.

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Post ID: @mvp+1hUnC3id

Ax-man. He who lives by the sword …

He has left us.

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Post ID: @onr+1hUnC3id

This OP is yet another one of those guys who think he’s auditioning as a standup comic. Not successful, and also not funny during what is a very stressful time for a lot of Oracle employees.

You’re not Don Rickles, give it a rest.

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Post ID: @gpu+1hUnC3id

lights a candle Amen.

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