Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Poor timing

Why do they clean the bathrooms at 9:30AM when everyone is trying to take a cr-p.

3Am is a much better and won’t impact the flow of S**t

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Post ID: @OP+1gt4jjqH

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@OP - thank you! This is probably the most important post on this entire website! They did this kind of thing at Annandale as well, and it was mu---r when COVID restrictions mandated that only one person could be in the restroom at any one time. Lots of distressed people walking around there, looking even more constipated than usual!

@2rvp - @iwp answered your question before you even posted it. I would just add that in my experienced, the boss cr@ps at work too, but the difference is that he/she probably doesn't wash their hands properly.

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Post ID: @4lxs+1gt4jjqH

Don’t worry they also clean multiple floors at same time from 12:30-1 when folks are trying to drop kids off at the pool

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Post ID: @4hem+1gt4jjqH

The efficient flow of goods and services is a key success factor for maximizing ROI @ XOM.

Please do not do anything that will hamper the $hit from flowing!

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Post ID: @3kzn+1gt4jjqH

Why don't you do that at home and work when at the office rather than sitting in a stall on your phone?

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Post ID: @2rvp+1gt4jjqH

Here I sit, muscle flexins
giving birth to little.... whoa hey I'm in here, lady!

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Post ID: @1uer+1gt4jjqH

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I sh-t
On company time

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Post ID: @iwp+1gt4jjqH

Pinch it off and get back to work!

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Post ID: @ahq+1gt4jjqH

Yup, ruins the opportunity to sit on the toilet for half an hour scrolling Reddit to avoid doing work

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Post ID: @anp+1gt4jjqH

No one said it was a man. Making assumptions!

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Post ID: @zfc+1gt4jjqH

Yes! Move this man immediately to the head of supply chain. We need you to manage the flow of goods

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