Anybody here have people on their team that literally do nothing all day? I mean..more power to them, but it's exhausting to pick up their slack so I'm starting to become like them.
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Can I get the job of the guy that makes $160K? Sounds like the perfect job. (sic)
Do you still have time to watch Joe Versus the Volcano?
I've already begun my day of complete relaxation while clocking big hours in Sapience. I've connected my USB interceptor to inject random keypresses and mouse movements and am watching a movie as I type this. Frank, I love working for you!
Getting ready to re-stain the deck and finally build that outdoor kitchen. Have the time, the cash and a roll of nickels strategically placed on the key board…if you know what I mean
Even worse than doing nothing, they invent busy work tasks and try to drag me into it when I actually have deliverables I need to worry about...
This describes my manager, a VP, getting paid $$$ to do nothing.
Sacrificial lambs waiting to serve their purpose at the next round of layoffs for that manager.
My team has a guy like that. He just slaps on headphones and stares at his screen all day. Doesn't even BS with the rest of the team - totally isolated.
We got a guy that is on the $160k range and sleeps at his desk. We have to wake him up for calls. We can hear the snoring in the next aisle