Be positive we are a team!
"We all get paid like cr@p"
Bad surveys can't hurt you
"Good surveys can't give you a 25% bump in pay anymore"
No cap so you can hit windfall
"150% of a total store commission is nearly impossible to achieve so, lol, don't worry about windfall you have a glass ceiling"
You can now earn an individual commission based on you personal performance
"carry the store based on the worst rating system in the history of human kind and we will give you an extra $200"
Clarity and simplicity of quota
"We will adjust your quota monthly so as you bust your bu-t we will never allow you to make over 120% to target but if you do get lucky we will jack your quota up the next month"
Verizon offers competitive pay
"You need to go work at an agent to get paid"
We have tons of others benefits
"We can't take away other benefits because our corporate executives would flip out if they lost those perks plus we would surely get unionized"