Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

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Not bad but all of these will not take you too far if you’re not sponsored.
If you’re just a regular employee, only one solution: find another job.

I agree with OP. After seeing many of my friends PIP’d or laid off who were very good and seeing the useless people getting raises and promotions, I learned a few things: 1. Do as little as possible, 2. Never have a good idea but always tell people above me that their ideas are “awesome”, 3. Suck up, drink with the right crowd, 4. Bad mouth everyone else to people above me since I don’t know who I’ll be ranked against next year, 5. Do nothing, cannot overemphasize this last one, 6. Say I’m working from home while working another job at my own company or another company that allows work from home to double my salary.

Anyone have any other tips?

People that take posts like this seriously should be PIPed. It's just another troll.

So OP confuses the workers who are actually PIPed with the parasites who should be PIPed but most definitely aren’t ?

OP right on target, mostly. The description of the PIPed employee provided is actually the description of the non PIPed employee who make up 00% of our managers, Executives and HIPOs.

OP, what you said seem to be applicable only to researchers and managers at CSR in Clinton, New Jersey.

What exactly is the OP on? Must be really brain damaging.

I hope you get PIPed. Go back to LinkedIn.