First my title goes from something decent, to making me look like a fu---n coffee lady. Now you give me a raise that’s a slap in the face. But I’m sure you’ll get a nice bonus.
And no! I won’t be thankful for the people who have to go in! Give me a 100% pay increase and I’ll skip to work daily.
After five months on the job, a new employee believes he deserves a huge raise and decides to ask his boss.
“And how much of a raise do you want?” asks his boss.
“I’m thinking an extra $10,000 a year,” says the employee.
The boss nods. “Sounds about right. And what would you say to a package of ten weeks vacation, 20 paid holidays, and a company car leased every two years, say, a silver Cadillac?”
The employee sits up straight. “Wow!” he says. “Are you kidding?”
“Yes, but you started it.”
what was your raise?
You tell'em sister!!!!
I’m guessing, numbers were sucky for you this time around?
LOL!
I seriously love the anger in this post.
I thumbed it up for the title alone.