Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Morale? What’s that?

This place is like a cruise ship leaving dock... from Southampton in 1912. Truly smart people never boarded. A few smart ones got off at the first two stops. The rest of us simps sailing along knowing something ain’t quite right. Didn’t Oracle used to have some cheeseball tag like like “unsinkable”?

Or was it Unbreakable? This s**t is broke.

This boat is doomed. Find a lifeboat or a senile old lady to share a piece of door with you. But do get off this doomed boat to nowhere. If you have any skills you are probably already off or you got dibs on a lifeboat. Here Inn Support we are definitely lowerdeck castoffs.

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All that survived came ashore in another boat!

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Here here! Man the lifeboats!

Run as fast as you can!! If your women and children can't keep up, leave them behind!!!

Who says Chivalry is dead?

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Musical chairs!

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Get rek't

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Here here! Man the lifeboats!

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