Get ready associates, I mean teammates. As the song says, "You ain't seen nothing yet!"
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The rumor is the sad guy decided not to jump, but hurricane forced winds produced by the flap of a butterfly’s wings caused him to drop his lifesavers candy. As he reached to pick it up, a happy, smiling guy who wasn’t paying attention bumped into him and he tragically fell over the railing.
What is truly sad is the only thing that kept everyone from laughing out loud at Kelly’s preposterous kindergarten level “philosophy lessons” was the mistaken belief that he did care for his people. His whole schtick reached the level of comic absurdity when in the midst of gut wrenching layoffs, Kelly couldn’t contain his excitement over his declaration of “Happiness Month”. At that point, if there had been any question at all before, Kelly King clearly told us the only thing that mattered to him - Kelly King.
Kelly don’t care..he taking that victory lap.
Did you hear the one about the sad guy in the bridge......?
Not so fast, remote workers will not be an option for a while as COVID-19 is destroying offshore workers in India and Philippines. They can see that the remote teams are working more hours which is a trade-off for not having to commute, pay paring, fuel etc.
I don't have much sympathy for those who have been able sit at home and pretend to work for over a year. 60 days to adjust to coming back to the office, what a crock! I am confident that essential workers who had to come in day after day working modified shifts and long hours have proved they are needed. Those remote workers could easily be a remote worker offshore, saving a bundle and helping my bonus.
"what happened to the 30% in office being voluntary?"
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NEWS FLASH: You're in the 70% 'get your a$$ back to the office' bucket, apparently.
what happened to the 30% in office being voluntary? Our team is now mandated back into the office. It's like they want us to quit.
Uh oh. Somebody let the cat out of the bag in the June Layoff thread. Talk about your brain drain, get ready, if you thought it couldn’t get any worse you were wrong. The institutional knowledge of businesses that walk out the door has no true cost. Yes replace them with cheaper less knowledgeable DA’s and tell me how that works out. Good news for many of you less knowledgeable smartest kids in the room you can fool them for a couple of more years before they send you packing and try to repair the damage you did. SMDH
Stay tuned, announcement coming sooooon
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