Don’t forget to post on yammer how great it is to be back to campus , pro points for masked selfies 😂
Extra pro points for managers liking your post!
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I plan on being at the office tomorrow at 5:30am. I'm wearing my XOM shirt and a matching colored mask. I plan on printing out documents every 30 mins and then running to the printer looking stressed out. No one better steal my plan that will make me upper management!
I'll be in at Noon GMT.
Grab the most prominent corner billet on the busiest floor.
Mask? I'll have painter's shoe bags on my feet and elbow rubber gloves.
My no-touch temp scanner and oximeter worn on a holster (open carry).
A 10-year old Katy Fun Run sticker on my desk-sized air cleaning system.
I can do a little with Yammer, but how can I live-stream to the management?
That I care.
GRAB the handrail!!
We have side bets on who will start their Yammer post first. Hint: really brown nose. Some even said it glows!!!!
Wait - mask required or no mask required?
I'm confused. My SV disappeared a month ago.
I'm only partly vaccinated - Moderna #1 just last week.
So I'm 4 weeks from 2nd shot - and then 2 weeks after.
Before I can go un-masked.
Right. Am I right?
So I'm assuming I will need to mask in my shared open cubicle area.
What color mask is best for building confidence amongst the management?
I'm assuming cherry red is most noticable.
Make sure to walk around on Monday so your supervisor, manager and department head see you. Act like a cheerleader who is giddy with joy being back in that he-l ho-e.
Don’t forget to grab the handrails , safety first ya know.
I plan on being the first one at the office on Monday to send out emails so that the managers can see how valuable I am! Then I plan on speed walk around the office every hour with lots of papers in my hand so that the managers can see that I'm the most productive sheep in the building. That should be enough to keep my cr-p job for another year.
Why would I post that when I’ve been on campus the last 11 months?
Took a second to catch the nose job reference.
At first, I thought it was what the managers had missed the most.
But that would be a mask fitting violation or an abuse of the mask, right?
I know where the last unmarked glass wall panel is located on site.
On that May day, I intend to get a free nose job using that wall.
Probably will extend my remote work for a while as a side benny.
I'll gladly take pix and Yammer share!
I will be tagging all the executives! Surely they will have to like and cheer my post.
Disgust me!
Oh man, it’s going to be great going back to being fu---d by management the old fashioned way. No masks and in-person. Just as god intended.