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How can this be? Don’t they know who we are? We are a Titan in the Finance Industry. Our stock is up to a dizzying $45 per share! Charlie Scharf is a Pioneering Leader in Banking! His plans are SO INNOVATIVE that he dare not share them with anyone EVER. WFC is Shaping the Future with our fresh use of 1980s technology, and we have proudly completed a multi-year project tasked with making all employees print on both sides of paper. And I guess they haven’t heard we are Disrupting the Industry by filling our leadership positions with wealthy white elite men, paying them richly, and basically screwing everyone else. Disruption indeed!
We are Forging an Essential Path Forward by insisting that profits never be held back by old-fashioned out-dated ideas such as integrity, honesty, teamwork, planning, putting customers first, a healthy corporate culture, excellent customer service, strong leadership, communication, ethics, respect, a sense of citizenship and community, employee morale, a clearly defined culture, stability at the top, an empowered workforce, and a strong vision for the future.
Oh well, 2022 for sure.