Dressed as squirrels delivering layoff notices to random employees. Keep a bowl of nuts ready. I heard it might derail them.
Seriously, this is not a site for nonsense posts. This site is meant for those affected or to be affected. The fear, stress, toxicity, low morale and dreaded anticipation is real. Join the conversation and/or support those affected. Don't be a d*ck and brag about what you have or don't have. Who cares. If you're just here to be an a, then go create your own a forum. This site should be an open honest forum for anyone to vent about employment at NKE.
We're all in this. Be kind to one another or at least try to do your best.
Sincerely, your Fifth Grade Teacher