Hello upper East siders, Gossip Girl here. Sources (Google) say our boy Charlie went to the right schools and had the right connections.
He annoyed his way into Jamie Dimons inner circle and wouldn't you know? He's hiring his most trusted circle of big bank boys to help him turn Wells Fargo upside down.
After he's done ridding the bank of humans he'll get a small thank you gift from our board to the tune of a few million. No doubt to add some more human (expensive) touches to his 20mil apartment or buy opera masks to wear with his ballet tux.
Just remember, alls fair in love and Wall Street.
XoXo, Layoff Girl