Router and switch sales are our core. We say that every quarter.
Cloud Security (Umbrella) is our new buzzword. We will say it ten times over. (Earworm).
And if it don't work, don't worry, we will invent another.
Cloud Collaboration is another buzzword (basically WebEx vs. Zoom.
Mention 3 times, the new kid (Cloud Security) will get jealous.
More layoffs. Try to put this behind us. Talk fast. Only mention once. Use as a quick segway.
More restructuring. Let's call it "aligning our business units". Talk faster.. keep moving.
Spin. We will save money by moving out of Hotel California (buildings 1 - 52 in San Jose, CA).
Close more buildings (Covid / WFH next year). Something like, our employees tell us they love it.
Cloud Security 101. Talk like we are a leader in this space. Buy time.
Just don't mention the the Pentagon. Who knows, if we build it they might come back.
We all use Webex (at Cisco) more than Zoom for our Pandemic meetings.
Squeeze in that "Cloud Collaboration" buzzword. Don't mention Zoom.
Pentagon trusts Cisco's Cloud Security - CHIT !! Scratch that.
Insert a good Marketing story here. Don't mention HP (Damn you Red Baron!)
(can someone send me some NEW slides, dammit !!!)
To be continued.