Isn’t it time we come together and share, to honor our differences and reflect upon our sameness? Isn’t it time we gather together as one in our RAV4’s and our soiled personalized hello kitty masks and hold a vigil in honor of our obnoxiousness? Isn’t it time we tie our hair back in smart pony tails and tighten down our white aprons as we serve the large ladles of bland tasteless unlimited slop from the all you can eat subscription buffet? Isn’t it time comrades we honor the Great Leap Forward in the the next Five year plan? I too agree in this latest notion that the one thing better than unlimited buffet is to start selling books by the pound. Why buy-one book or thousands of unwanted and unnecessary unlimited books when just a hundred bucks will buy you 800lbs of books? Imagine spending just one lump sum your entire College career on books, simplifying your choices, narrowing down the unlimited option to just what you can haul away The first day of class in your designer Tory Burch...
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What’s soupguy?
American Psycho Kermit
Too bad Cengage reps cant sell all their sample copies to used books dealers like they all used to do back in the day.
I know you. You’re the Soup Guy. I’d recognize that heated, embittered, stylistically awkward, borderline-fanfic/50 shades-type prose anywhere.