So how long after the Catalyst team rolls through all the areas, will it take Enbridge to layoff even more employees. Its great to have people come through and monitor you for a day or two that knows absolutely nothing about your true job roles, and then tell the higher ups that Enbridge doesn’t need them.
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Did I miss something? What's Catalyst? A consulting firm?
I needed a few more years June 2020 was a little too early - catalyst me soon, on more bonus!
So the answer from the previous posts are LUBE, SPIN, VIBRATE, repeat, repeat, repeat.
OR, the Catalyst Team may be visiting to aid in defying reality by the creation of ..... Wait for it .....
Kinetic energy: 1. Take your basic object (you and buddies) or MASS 2. Apply a little force and put the Mass in motion. 3. Add a bit of Catalyst and like magic the Mass speeds up ( more motion) = increase KE and more WORK gets done. 4. Per definition, any kind of increase in motion will do; vibrate, spin, ect., i.e...... Just move more (anything will do) and better-er-er.
**** Management must take into account that they have reduced the overall mass significantly ( this includes new Light Weight additions) so motion must increase Exponentially. VAWALL-AAHHHH
Like anything else, the answer can be found on the internet.
Webster's dictionary defines catalyst as: " an agent that PROVOKES or speeds significant change or action" (Bolding added). Going on to add one recent example of its use they stated,..........
Recent Examples on the Web
Around the globe, alcohol has long been seen as a way for workers to bond, as a catalyst for business deals and as a vital lubricant for professional connections.
— New York Times, "For Refusing a Drink With the Boss, He Was Slapped in the Face," 25 Aug. 2020
The tipping point has already been reached. Many of those whom remain, are overworked, some under experienced, most burned out...