You know this is just the beginning, right?
If you got axed, sorry about that. Nothing personal, ok?
If you are still working, don't get too comfortable, you are "on deck."
If you are at the dugout, don't ever b–ch again for being a "bench warmer."
Don't hate us, we are just doing our job. It's a sh–ty job, but it pays the bills. It's times like this that I wish I was cutting grass around the NB fence-line.