Nobody in the company says anything.
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@lou sainus I wish I could upvote you again for the lord of the flies reference
Pipe dreams!!! I DO want some of what your smokin!! The analysts tell me CHK is gonna hit .50 and once that happens they will get called in and sold. Only 600 rigs working in the US with CHK owning 2%. No viable way to pull out of this mess. Bought any penny stock lately? Once CHK is purchased it worthless. Good luck to ya. Your gonna need it, unless your DL in which that case you pulled your money out already. Lol
@yct You make a good point but there was no need to call people id–ts while doing it. And no, I'm not too sensitive, I just hate seeing good posts removed by admins because they break the site's rules.
Oh I'm sorry it's like none of you have ever heard of "strategy" before. This is called the long game, id–ts. What we do is, and hear me out, we start this long stagnant slide into oblivion, not too fast...need to take a few years to really let it creep in....We're going to lay off some people...not just bad employees but good ones too, so as not to let anyone catch the scent of what we're doing.....This way, we'll create this "Lord of the Flies" sense of fear around the office place where no one really can trust each other all the while we'll also start selling off random stuff...Like office furniture and kitchen supplies...Now call it crazy but the stock is going to drop considerably at this point and normally we would reduce the CEO's salary but here's the kicker....we'll pay him...more. "Now wait a minute" you're probably saying, "that doesn't make any sense". It does if you're thinking with your gut instead of your stupid brain you backwards mouth breather. At this point the stock will be worth, I'd guess around a hundredth of a cent AND IT IS AT THIS TIME THAT YOU TAKE THE VERY $100 DOLLAR BILL YOU HAD LEFT OVER FROM YOUR UNUSED CHK STORE BUCKS REFUND TO REBUY BACK IN, SIT BACK, AND WATCH 'THEM GAINS.
This is foolproof and I won't hear a word otherwise. The long game always pays off and so far, this has been executed brilliantly.
I just looked up the stock and it is down 17% to 67 cents. Get ready for delisting or bankruptcy, whichever will occur first.
Down 20% today on huge volume. Anyone thinking a pre-packaged BR is in the process? Looks like Wildpony may have been he nail.
Guys look, I’m trying my best! It’s not like I can copy core values and mission statements from Anadarko’s website any longer!
But don’t worry, I have a plan to save us! We’re going to be initiating more meetings to talk about b—s— productivity books, instead of actually being productive. Nice huh?
If we are all in pointless meetings, no one can watch the stock price tumble.
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That’s because no one is left.