It’s boondoggle time!!!!!!!!!!1
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The general backslapping by the UK Architectures team was extreamly sickening to say the least and winning the GSX for Good prize through pressure voting was simply a scam. Daylight robbery.
Wear protection
@UI5jdyP-4kbi this is how business is done by Cisco.... W0men, W!ne and W@nk
One Direction and Chainsmokers performing for US!
Rumor has it that CR wants a 100% female salesforce by 2020. Research shows that most individuals would prefer to interact with a young woman rather than an old man. Makes sense
The only messing around most of us do is expense heaps of top shelf booze and wine. Much more rewarding. Cisco pays. Cisco daze.
I wonder how many married guys at GSX end up messing around while they are there. I would guess a fair bit do, sounds like a big frat party
This year’s speakers are low energy. The best thing about GSX in LV is I can catch up with me mates while getting p-ss-d on Red Bull and vodka whilst getting pleasured. It helps preparing for FY19 goals and that silly V2MOM dribble the Gals are throwing at us.
To that engineer chap complaining about real work, you should try to sell and support the subpar software you tossers release. It’s no easy task, which is why I’m in Vegas and you are not. I drive a Tesla and you drive an old-man-gold Toyota mini van with a strange ornament around the rear view mirror and missing hub caps.
GSX is one huge "drink the koolaid" party, get drunk and expense everything, and a MASSIVE waste of stockholder money.
For everyone in LV having the time of their lives, remember the people who got LRd while you drink, party and gamble. One day you too will get shot
The GSMs were ok, but GSXs always were horrible, If you pay attention to the messaging at these things over a few years, it is impossible to deny Cisco's horrible strategy.
2hbe yeh those bugs won’t write themselves
I've never been to GSX because I'm Engineer, you know, the only people at this company who seem to do any real work.
Fear and LR-Loathing in Las Vegas
The new expense rules for this year’s GSX are funny. Mate, we are already drinking and planning to expense lunches so we are not packed into a giant lunch coliseum eating rubbish!
RT drove Collab into the ground with his utter lack of strategy and shoddy execution. All he did at Cisco was to prep himself for a CEO gig by building a wannabe Slack (SPARKtacular FAIL) and useless partnership announcement. Still here and sad to see the downfall of Cisco Collab.
Spark messaging will be anyone who can sell it at a minimal loss will get a bonus.
There will be a big reveal on a new incentive plan to sell Collaboration products. Have had of some new one time awards rumored as well. The first person to sell a Sparkboard at cost will receive a gently used Ferrari from JCs personal collection.
Where we will hear fairy stories, and pep talks. Any bets on what the Spark messaging is?