Gallop survey result: board of idiots scored 4.8.........it is all fantastic at SLB...time now for the annual pat on the back an annual bonus boost.
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'Employees who voted for Trump should be temporarily suspended until their mental stability is evaluated'....and you are a tiny little snowflake who shudders at the thought of any changes in your unimportant life. Grow a pair and embrace the change.
Employees who voted for Trump should be temporarily suspended until their mental stability is evaluated. I'm sure SLB can design some QUEST requirements that takes weeks to complete.
Is that you, the Kmart recruiter?
this is the way we were taught to treat the managers in our geomarket if you want to survive and be promoted. so far I have had 3 promotions and salary increase this way in the last 18 months. How many promotions have you had in the last 18 months?...............
mmmm...........silence.............mmmmm......I thought so.............. so shut up and learn from me. I am a master at being the best friend of the boss and getting best performance reviews in this great company and schlumberger family. may i be blessed with more promotions and salary increases while those around me lose their jobs. Forgive them
I will get as close to my boss as its possible to and make him feel very respected and honored and I will absolutely anything he wants me to do. I will clean his shoes for 2 months and wash his car for him.
So what is yours?
Well now, that's your opinion isn't it.
Stupid question! Of course, we will lay off more people to keep our job!
Probably get fired after losing chevron as a client in gulf cost
Why should I care? I already made enough money for the rest of my life.
I will volunteer .000000001 percentage of my bonus.