Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Layoff ideas

This time, the HR needs to be come up with some creative ways of kicking out the old white farts. Below are some ideas I have and I am open to better suggestions/recommendations:

  • Letting the folks staying back give the old white fart a gift marked "get lost you filth"

  • A heavy kick on the old fart's butt by the youngest millennial on his team

  • Offering him a trash can to carry his mess from his decade old cube

  • Rotten egg and tomato pelting on the old white fart the moment he steps out of the campus

  • Asking him to wear a pink hat with "I got fired today" written on it

  • Asking him to cut a "cake of losers"

  • Presenting him a gown marked "I am useless"

Enjoy the misery sh--holes :)

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All of you got trolled.

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Post ID: @sfff+GzcuFOC

such a idiot. I am Indian and this post is disgraceful. Any employee working for Intel for long time are responsible for its success. It poor management and lack of vision in the larder ship is reason behind our recent issues not the employees.

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Post ID: @srny+GzcuFOC

Totally agree with @4eez.

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Post ID: @5ave+GzcuFOC

To the IDIOT who posted the "lay off ideas"....needs to know is... without a "bunch of old white farts".. YOU likely from another country ....just guessing by the way you said "THE HR"..would NOT have Intel to work at ...... so if you don't like it.. go back to where ever you came from instead of riding on the coat tails of the founders and then insulting them with racist remarks... those "white farts" could easily stomp your spoiled little assout! And should! Punk

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Post ID: @4eez+GzcuFOC

Indians smell terrible and are impossible to understand on conference calls and in meetings!

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Post ID: @4bqi+GzcuFOC

Rule followed at intel, which is very much correct - Fire all old white farts.

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Post ID: @4hnr+GzcuFOC

Rule#1. Fire all Indians.

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Post ID: @3pab+GzcuFOC

Yes, RCG Troll, I would like fries with that.

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Post ID: @2eja+GzcuFOC

#GOLD POST

Layoff ideas

This time, the HR needs to be come up with some creative ways of kicking out the old white farts. Below are some ideas I have and I am open to better suggestions/recommendations:

  • Letting the folks staying back give the old white fart a gift marked "get lost you filth"

  • A heavy kick on the old fart's butt by the youngest millennial on his team

  • Offering him a trash can to carry his mess from his decade old cube

  • Rotten egg and tomato pelting on the old white fart the moment he steps out of the campus

  • Asking him to wear a pink hat with "I got fired today" written on it

  • Asking him to cut a "cake of losers"

  • Presenting him a gown marked "I am useless"

Enjoy the misery sh--holes :)

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Post ID: @tri+GzcuFOC

Yeah, forget about Trump helping with the abuse of the H1B program. Who knows exactly where he stands on this now....he has changed his mind so many times re: this it is ridiculous. No way will Trump ever become president! If the republicans are stupid enough to make him their nominee, they are just setting up another victory for the democrats.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/03/21/donald-trump-flip-flops-then-flips-and-flops-more-on-h-1b-visas/

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Post ID: @rih+GzcuFOC

i see the indian has improved his command on the english language :)

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Post ID: @ybo+GzcuFOC

No need for all that creativity. Just fire who you want. Sit behind the wall of attorneys. Even if we lose a lawsuit it isn't really but a pitance to have to pay to be "progressive"

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Post ID: @blc+GzcuFOC

You will never laugh your assoff.. If at all Trump becomes the president, he will show you his middle finger when you ask about his poll-time promise about H1B.

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Post ID: @jzx+GzcuFOC

H1B's like the OP are not going to like a Cruz or Trump for President. I'm going to laugh my assoff when they get the boot.

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Post ID: @txf+GzcuFOC

@GzcuFOC-oth - You don't have to interview or hire Indians. They will take your and your boss' job very soon. Get ready to face eggs and tomatoes buddy :)

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Post ID: @jpx+GzcuFOC

If you are a manager during these layoffs target Indians for layoffs. You won't regret it. They all scum bags and lie and kiss up to their Indian managers.

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Post ID: @ydr+GzcuFOC

OP is a stupid Indian. He is doing more harm to Indians by being in this site. Ever since all his troll I stopped interviewing Indians for possible jobs.

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Post ID: @oth+GzcuFOC

Comic relief

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